Happy Anniversary Baby

So Monday is a public holiday. Why? Something to do with an Anniversary of a city 3 hours from here. Sounds stupid, but a holiday’s a holiday, so we’ll take it. But we’re going to celebrate the anniversary of the greatest wedding of all time instead, Charles & Diana’s wedding. Who cares if Charles the fool dumped her for that other old hag, or that Diana got run down by the secret service to stop the future king having a Muslim brother, or the fact that Sunday isn’t even their actual anniversary.

We’re going to have a big night at Major Toms on Sunday with a swag of royal drink specials, so come on down and party like it’s Saturday, because in a way it kinda is. We’ve even convinced the Queen to take some time out of her extremely busy schedule of doing bugger all to shout you a free tequila shot!